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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
  2. Whenever I see someone in a Smart Car, I expect to see a kid with a remote control nearby.
  3. i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
  4. Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
  5. The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
  6. I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
  7. We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
  8. There’s always that last setting on your windshield wipers that makes you go “damn, calm the f*ck down!”
  9. Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
  10. My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn`t act the way he wanted.
  11. That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and you realize she`s just lost an earring and nobody in Starbucks can hear your iPod...
  12. I`m uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. - Guys.
  13. What is depression? Depression is when you buy a new hula-hoop and it fits you.
  14. I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it`s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".




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