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1. My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
   
2. I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
   
3. What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
   
4. Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
   
5. 2017 didn`t need that extra hour back.
   
6. Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
   
7. did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
   
8. "I`m glad the weekends over" -Nobody ever
   
9. A "Lifetime Movie" describes how long it felt when you were watching it.
   
10. Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
    
11. My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven`t even seen me in bed yet.
    
12. I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
    
13. What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
    
14. People go to the bar hoping for 2 things...to get hammered or to get nailed.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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