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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
  2. Apparently the drunk guy at the urinal next to me is under the impression that I was stung in the leg by a jellyfish.
  3. Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
  4. Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?
  5. Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
  6. I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
  7. Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
  8. just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the shit out of you.
  11. There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
  12. Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
  13. Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
  14. So, All my exes live in Texas; Exactly, how does one go about scheduling a tornado ?




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