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1. Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
   
2. A birth control pill a day keeps the mini-van away.
   
3. I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
   
4. I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
   
5. I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
   
6. Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
   
7. Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
   
8. It only takes a second to show someone how you feel. The police call it “Indecent Exposure” but whatever.
   
9. Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like `Stabbyrabbit` or `Weaponrat`
   
10. "I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
    
11. It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
    
12. Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
    
13. You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
    
14. RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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