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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I can`t wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
  2. Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
  3. Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee.
  4. You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out.
  5. I have the same thought when I watch horror flicks as when I watch my wedding videos. I should have known who the psycho was much sooner.
  6. I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
  7. Somebody asked for my name today, and when I told them they said "That`s an unusual name. You don`t hear that everyday" to which I replied "Well actually... I do"
  8. You haven`t truly made it on YouTube until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph.
  9. I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
  10. This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
  11. Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
  12. That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.
  13. I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
  14. To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.




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