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1. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
   
2. BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
   
3. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...
   
4. "Thanks for coming" - sperm bank receptionist.
   
5. Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
   
6. We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
   
7. Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he`s going to the clinic for a `work related` injury.
   
8. I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
   
9. I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
   
10. I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven`t pooped it out yet ... Really scared now!
    
11. I start a lot of conversations with "goodbye" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked.
    
12. If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.
    
13. The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
    
14. I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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