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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I don`t know what everyone`s complaining about. The economy looks great from my parents` basement.
  2. Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
  3. My wife just made a "special" dinner "just for me" for no apparent reason. I`m going to die, right ?
  4. Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
  5. The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
  6. "Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
  7. Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
  8. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
  9. I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
  10. If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning.
  11. A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
  12. *spits out animal cracker* This doesn`t even taste like hippo.
  13. When I see somebody get on one knee tying their shoe in public I get in front of them, happy cry, and say “Oh my GOD, I will, YES-YESS!”
  14. If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.




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