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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Age sure does change your perspective. Lots of things I hated when I was a kid I love now... like having nothing to do, going to bed early, watching the news, spankings.... stuff like that.
  2. I swear that logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
  3. My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
  4. How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
  5. When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
  6. Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
  7. Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
  8. When I go to the gas station I always get two kinds of drinks so it appears I actually have a friend..I think they`re catching on though.
  9. Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
  10. May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
  11. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I`m OK, but I feel like I`ve dyed a little inside.
  12. I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
  13. love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
  14. Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.




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