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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
  2. Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
  3. If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid.
  4. Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
  5. I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I`ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
  6. There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
  7. I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
  8. How come there`s never enough dirt to refill the hole even after you`ve put the body in? Asking for a friend
  9. My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
  10. I think the Worst Part about admitting you are an Alcoholic ..is People expect you to Quit Drinking.
  11. Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
  12. "You`re so cute!" works as a response to anything my girl says 99% of the time when I`m not listening which is 99% of the time.
  13. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask..!
  14. Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?




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