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1. There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
   
2. Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
   
3. If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
   
4. To say I wasted today would be a huge insult to the producers of the 3 movies I watched.
   
5. If I throw a stick will you leave?
   
6. If I`m in your house and you have bookshelves... Be prepared to see me turning statues and bending down books while looking for your lair.
   
7. To stupidity ... And beyond!!
   
8. Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
   
9. Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
   
10. Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I´m typing this with my middle finger.
    
11. Everyone`s self worth should only be measured by how useful they would be in the zombie apocalypse.
    
12. I like going into McDonald`s and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
    
13. Serving sarcasm with a smile since 1984.
    
14. Pretty sure I know what my wife`s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, "A 3-way?" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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