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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
  2. The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.
  3. All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
  4. I wish I could veto MY bills.
  5. I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
  6. I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
  7. Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the morning coffee and went straight for the booze?
  8. Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.
  9. If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 1:00 PM until I’m escorted out by security.
  10. I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
  11. I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
  12. I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
  13. Going to the toilet without your phone is like going to war without a gun
  14. Buying your wife a gun is like saying. "You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise."




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