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1. When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
   
2. I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
   
3. And that`s when I realized, it wasn`t the hamburger who needed help, it was me
   
4. The best things in life require no pants.
   
5. I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
   
6. I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
   
7. I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
   
8. Mondays are middle finger approved
   
9. People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
   
10. I got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
    
11. I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.
    
12. I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
    
13. Sarcasm: because beating the sh!t out of people is illegal.
    
14. roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you
    
    
    
    
    
    

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