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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. *licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
  2. Just once when they interview a serial killer’s neighbor I’d like to hear them say “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he was a real Weirdo”
  3. The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
  4. I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
  5. People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
  6. CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
  7. Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
  8. Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
  9. They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
  10. Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
  11. If you don`t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
  12. Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
  13. I have four missed calls from my mom. A rescure team is gonna break down my door and find me sitting on my couch in my underwear eating cheetos any minute now.
  14. Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?




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