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1. My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker. . . . well. . . she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
   
2. Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
   
3. Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
   
4. Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
   
5. The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
   
6. When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside....
   
7. Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
   
8. Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
   
9. My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
   
10. Teacher: what comes after 69. Little Johnny: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!!!
    
11. Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”?
    
12. You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk...
    
13. It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
    
14. I just heard a woodpecker call me a `paranoid old weirdo` in morse code.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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