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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
  2. At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
  3. We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
  4. Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
  5. He was like, `We`re all slowly dying` So I was like, `WRONG` and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
  6. I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
  7. Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls.
  8. I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
  9. The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
  10. hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
  11. Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
  12. I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
  13. A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
  14. There’s no such thing as being ready for vacation to be over.




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