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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
  2. Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
  3. I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
  4. Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
  5. Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I`m affordable" instead of "I`m adorable".
  6. My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
  7. Moms birthday is next week. I can’t find a card that says “I wish you loved me more than vodka.”
  8. I feel like I am losing my mind !!! But as long as I can keep the bit that tells me when to pee, I should be OK !!
  9. I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
  10. gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
  11. For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
  12. What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
  13. I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
  14. Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.




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