Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
   
2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
   
3. Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
   
4. It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes.
   
5. "Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
   
6. Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
   
7. Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
   
8. Why am I always right but people still ignore me...?
   
9. I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
   
10. that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
    
11. Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
    
12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
    
13. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
    
14. Lets just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First347348349350351352353354355356357Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status