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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
  2. My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
  3. You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
  4. Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
  5. "Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
  6. Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
  7. All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
  8. Note to Self: In future interviews, don`t say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
  9. that an iPhone 6+ in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
  10. The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
  11. I know I`ve had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
  12. I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
  13. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...... *high 5*
  14. At least I know it wasn`t just me that was wondering if the cashier was a man or a woman. I just wish that my 5 year old didn`t ask.




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