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1. therapy is expensive...vodka is not. need I say more....
   
2. The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
   
3. Survival rule #1: You go first.
   
4. Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
   
5. Sarcasm. Because communicating with morons is hard.
   
6. I`m just standing here...50 yards away, waiting for the restraining order to expire.
   
7. If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
   
8. A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
   
9. You’ll never be as young as you are now.
   
10. Save water- shower with me!
    
11. Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
    
12. wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
    
13. I`d save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising.
    
14. Let’s have a moment of silence for all these guys that tried to walk across power lines but fell because someone tied their shoes together.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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