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1. I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
   
2. If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
   
3. Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
   
4. If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
   
5. Dont piss me off...I`ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it`s Santa`s hot line!
   
6. Ugh, I have an ingrown hair and it really hurts. This sounds like a job for medical marijuana.
   
7. Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
   
8. In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
   
9. Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
   
10. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
    
11. Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
    
12. "Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
    
13. *Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
    
14. Half of my life has been spent hoping people don’t see me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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