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1. It`s amazing what you`ll wear in public when you`re not trying to have sex with anyone.
   
2. This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!
   
3. The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years.
   
4. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
   
5. I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
   
6. Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
   
7. How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
   
8. I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
   
9. If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
   
10. Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
    
11. I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
    
12. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
    
13. Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
    
14. My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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