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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake.
  2. To whom it may concern: I need more money and power ... ASAP thanks!
  3. Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone’s battery.
  4. "It`s the little things in life that make you laugh," my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart.
  5. When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
  6. If you`re in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
  7. Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
  8. If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
  9. If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them.
  10. Don’t let anyone push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon because that might actually be fun.
  11. Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” .... I said, “I am.”
  12. Water is so good when it`s mixed with grains and yeast, fermented and then distilled and aged.
  13. Babies are really cute until you meet one that`s not a picture.
  14. If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”




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