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Thursday January 16, 2025



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  1. We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
  2. Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
  3. My mother was feeling cold so now I`m wearing a sweater.
  4. “A body at rest tends to stay at rest” should be an acceptable excuse for missing work.
  5. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
  6. It`s great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don`t feel like listening to people anymore
  7. People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
  8. To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
  9. Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
  10. Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
  11. I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
  12. I`ve found a new coping mechanism....................COOKIES!
  13. Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
  14. for every like, I will fart on my wife face