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1. The only thing I`m really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I`ll probably never be able to retire.
   
2. I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
   
3. It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
   
5. I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
   
6. The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
   
7. How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
   
8. God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
   
9. One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
   
10. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”
    
11. Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles ... Do your damn job.
    
12. I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
    
13. Going to the skate park to watch people fall.
    
14. When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know
    
    
    
    
    
    

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