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1. All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
   
2. The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
   
3. When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
   
4. People don`t want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
   
5. It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
   
6. So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
   
7. New Years - the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early.
   
8. Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
   
9. The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
   
10. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
    
11. I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
    
12. To avoid being eaten by Zombies go to "settings", "public", and uncheck the box that says "Facebook users taste like chicken"
    
13. It’s not drinking alone if the dogs are home, right?
    
14. Having a pen!s is like having a friend that always wants to play.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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