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1. For Valentine`s Day my wife wanted to.... well, you know. It started with her handcuffing me to the bed. And for three solid hours she watched whatever she wanted on television
   
2. Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
   
3. Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth
   
4. They say when life gives you lemons….but what if life hands you a rather large banana? What then, my friend? What then?
   
5. If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
   
6. You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
   
7. Dear facebook, please quit asking me what`s on my mind. Eventually I`m going to get in trouble if I keep telling you.
   
8. I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
   
9. Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
   
10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
    
11. I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
    
12. The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
    
13. The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since `pro` is the opposite of `con` we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
    
14. Women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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