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You`ve reached the limitations of my medications.
They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it’s like there’s just no reward for laziness.
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happening to me, only with beer.
The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
I`m not the cat lady type. I`m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it`s voice activated. I`m at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?