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1. When`s it gonna be the 4th of July? I feel like blowin somethin` up and not gettin` arrested.
   
2. According to Tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag so i slap her arse and shout "cup ot tea fatty"
   
3. Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
   
4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
   
5. When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
   
6. ?"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren`t you wearing pants" look."
   
7. Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
   
8. Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
   
9. Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
   
10. Secretly replaced the bacon with beggin` strips. Let`s see if the customers notice.
    
11. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
    
12. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
    
13. Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
    
14. My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out
    
    
    
    
    
    

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