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1. Multi-tasking: the art of screwing up everything all at once.
   
2. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
   
3. For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
   
4. “Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
   
5. Don`t act like your not impressed.
   
6. My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night.
   
7. If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
   
8. Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.
   
9. One day I hope to understand the phrase "more money, more problems"
   
10. Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
    
11. I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired
    
12. If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
    
13. Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
    
14. If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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