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1. I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
   
2. Coffee...Meet your Maker!
   
3. Why do restaurants always say "Shirt and Shoes Required" but never say anything about pants?
   
4. It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
   
5. The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts.
   
6. How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
   
7. Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
   
8. The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
   
9. A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
   
10. My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
    
11. When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
    
12. Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
    
13. "Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
    
14. Today I´m going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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