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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
  2. I`ve considered changing career paths and becoming a demolitions expert, but then I hear the education may cost me an arm and a leg.
  3. My wife just made a "special" dinner "just for me" for no apparent reason. I`m going to die, right ?
  4. Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
  5. I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
  6. Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it`s not just women who won`t marry you.
  7. In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
  8. Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
  9. Well, it`s almost the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game.
  10. I don`t post a lot of personal statuses - but when I do it`s all about you ..
  11. Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
  12. Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
  13. If your girlfriends cat gets eaten by an angry pitbul terrier, gently singing "The circle of life" into her ear WILL NOT cheer her up.
  14. There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.




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