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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Jimmy is short for James? This is where I think English is stupid. They have the same number of letters. Do they even know what short means?
  2. Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
  3. Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks, “why don’t you eat all the food?”
  4. One thing I`ve learned about women is they prefer that I don`t speak
  5. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
  6. The sperm bank is overpriced to store my stuff so if you come over, don`t use the cloudy ice cubes from the tray labelled "Future Champions"
  7. There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom.
  8. That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
  9. Did you know? If you were to watch all of the Saw films, it would take you 666 minutes?
  10. You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
  11. A homeless guy just asked me for money, and I almost gave it to him, but then I thought... he`s just going to use it for alcohol, and then I thought... That`s what I`m going to use it for.
  12. I think I might be bisexual. Because last night I had sex by myself.
  13. Please ignore this status, I am standing alone and I don`t want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting
  14. You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..




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