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1. I’m beginning to believe that successful relationships come down to Netflix compatibility.
   
2. The other day someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I was confused... What is leftover wine?
   
3. True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
   
4. The only dates I get are updates.
   
5. Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
   
6. Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
   
7. I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink at night.
   
8. You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.
   
9. Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
   
10. I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
    
11. Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
    
12. if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
    
13. Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
    
14. Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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