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1. I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
   
2. When the cashier asks "How`s your day going?" I reply "I`m buying 3 bottles of wine, it`s clearly only getting better."
   
3. I always take a number at the deli, and I`ve been keeping them.... Eventually I`ll have all the numbers and it will always be my turn.
   
4. You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
   
5. Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
   
6. Often, when I am reading a good book I stop and thank my teacher. Well, I used to. Until she got that restraining order.
   
7. "Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
   
8. If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
   
9. My therapist just offered me my money back.
   
10. I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
    
11. When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
    
12. Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
    
13. Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table... It’s what they want.
    
14. My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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