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1. Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither does milk or orange juice.
   
2. The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I`m going to drink tonight.
   
3. I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
   
4. Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
   
5. Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
   
6. If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
   
7. I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
   
8. I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
   
9. Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
   
10. The only complaint I have about being married is being married.
    
11. Answering your cell when you don`t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
    
12. I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
    
13. My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".
    
14. I’m over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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