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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. My fella asked me to name all my sexual partners. I took a couple of minutes to list them and eventually got to him. Should of stopped there
  2. The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
  3. Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
  4. Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals
  5. My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
  6. If one of Santa`s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an "elfie"?
  7. Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
  8. I know exactly how a bomb technician feels when I try to open a cup of cherry mixed fruit without the juice spraying out.
  9. I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake
  10. It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
  11. If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
  12. Let’s all agree to stop saying “I read about it somewhere” and admit that we saw it on Law and Order.
  13. If guns don’t kill people, but people kill people, then doesn’t that mean that toasters don’t toast toast, but instead toast toasts toast?
  14. I feel sorry for men who don’t know how to value women. One look at a woman and I know how much she will cost me.




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