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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute.
  2. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...
  3. When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning"...I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
  4. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
  5. You know it`s way past your bed time when the 1-800-dial-a-hoe commercials come on.
  6. Holy sh!t! I just opened a bag of cheddar and sour cream Ruffles and one of the chips was plain. This is a sign, man. God is going to smite all of us f*ckers with his wrath and send us to all to burn in the eternal flames of... Sorry. Just one side of the chip was plain. Carry on.
  7. The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
  8. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
  9. People who have more than 10 items in the express line… We see you and we are judging you.
  10. Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
  11. I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
  12. Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
  13. All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
  14. If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.




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