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1. Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
   
2. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
   
3. I`d be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
   
4. There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
   
5. Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
   
6. I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
   
7. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
   
8. I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
   
9. I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
   
10. The toughest thing in business is minding your own.
    
11. My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
    
12. Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
    
13. I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
    
14. Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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