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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
  2. Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat.
  3. Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
  4. if you want me to go running with you, I´m going to need some motivation... Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
  5. Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
  6. I`m as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
  7. My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
  8. Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
  9. It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
  10. Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
  11. I was pretty disappointed when my boss said we can`t do throw-back Thursday, or bring tequila shots to work
  12. My ex was in a swimming competition with 19 other women today. They were doing the breaststroke. Unfortunately, she came in last place. She didn`t know she could have used her arms!
  13. Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
  14. Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn`t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.




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