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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
  2. I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
  3. You know it`s a good night when you wake up with gum in your bellybutton.
  4. There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
  5. Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
  6. Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
  7. No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
  8. If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
  9. Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
  10. Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
  11. A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?
  12. This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she`s never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before.
  13. I paid My 11 year old $10 to do the dishes, then on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson.
  14. People say that I have no idea what hard work is. That`s not true! I know exactly what it is... How do you think I avoid it so easily?




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