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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
  2. Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
  3. Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
  4. To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
  5. I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
  6. This is the third time someone in Liam Neeson`s family has been abducted, they really need to stop leaving the house.
  7. Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
  8. Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
  9. If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
  10. Let`s be honest. The only reason you listen to your voice-mail messages is to make the stupid icon disappear
  11. Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
  12. There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk.
  13. I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
  14. My idea of drinking responsibly is using a coaster.




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