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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
  2. They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
  3. Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
  4. When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
  5. I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
  6. When I squeeze a tube of `whitening toothpaste` and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
  7. Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
  8. why would i ever pay to go to a nascar event when i could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free
  9. I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
  10. My friend said "hey that girl has a nice butt" I said "yes i bet she can sit down excellently "
  11. Lets watch a reality show about nasty rednecks acting like rednecks, but get mad when one of them says something a redneck would say
  12. I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
  13. To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
  14. People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it`s the alarm clock in the morning.




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