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1. So what was the best thing before sliced bread?
   
2. Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
   
3. My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
   
4. I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
   
5. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won`t have to talk to them.
   
6. There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
   
7. To stupidity ... And beyond!!
   
8. "I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
   
9. Everything I know about women, I learned from the Wizard of Oz. For example: If a woman sees a pair of shoes she wants, she`ll drop a house on the bitch to get them.
   
10. "With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
    
11. If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the Pool Noodle.
    
12. I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
    
13. Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
    
14. I hope my liquor store is having an after Christmas sale!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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