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1. "I`d hit that" -old people who drive
   
2. Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
   
3. Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
   
4. Friends are like snowflakes.... if you pee on them they disappear.
   
5. I was drivin home tonight and was singin away and seen a tree ahead and swerved to miss it and realized it was my air freshener hangin from my rear view mirror!!!! CLOSE CALL!!!
   
6. Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.
   
7. Sorry I can`t go out tonight, I can`t find anyone to cover my Facebook shift.
   
8. When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
   
9. People who actually rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.
   
10. We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
    
11. I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
    
12. I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
    
13. If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.
    
14. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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