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1. I`m super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I`m also wearing a cape.
   
2. If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
   
3. Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
   
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
   
5. I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
   
6. Why doesn’t a deli slicer just have a scale on it?
   
7. I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
   
8. Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
   
9. I never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn’t hate.
   
10. Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
    
11. I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
    
12. I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
    
13. Sometimes I zone out and forget what I’m supposed to be doing, and then I remember and take a drink of my beer.
    
14. I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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