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1. My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
   
2. My favorite part of the day? The food part.
   
3. Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
   
4. Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
   
5. Pretend it`s a beer... Pretend it`s a beer... Pretend it`s a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby.
   
6. I have never walked toward the exit of a supermarket without nervously wondering if I`ve stolen something.
   
7. I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
   
8. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
   
9. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
   
10. feels guilty for not spending more time with my kids. I should really get them a Facebook account.
    
11. Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
    
12. I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
    
13. If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
    
14. Sometimes I send status updates from my phone so it looks like I left the house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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