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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. “I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
  2. I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.
  3. "We have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants..." - me explaining underwear to aliens.
  4. The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
  5. I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over B*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King.
  6. Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
  7. If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
  8. My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
  9. Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
  10. Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday
  11. I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
  12. I`m at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
  13. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
  14. Women with big breasts... ...can get a taxi on the worst days ...have a neat place to carry spare change ...have always been the center of the arts (art) ...make jogging a spectator sport ...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub ...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) ...usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie ...can always carry a little extra ...always float better ...know where to look first for lost earrings ...rarely lack for a slow dance partner ...hav




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