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1. I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
   
2. A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
   
3. You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
   
4. Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
   
5. I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
   
6. I pretend to like people everyday. It`s called being an adult. That`s why we`re allowed to buy booze.
   
7. If you are willing to date an ex, it means that you`re backwards compatible.
   
8. Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
   
9. Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
   
10. The secret to a successful lemonade stand is vodka.
    
11. It`s no fun having nothing to do, fun is having a lot to do and doing nothing.
    
12. You really are the cat`s pajamas, and by that I mean you`re a stupid idea.
    
13. "I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
    
14. Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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