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1. Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
   
2. The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
   
3. Attention fuels immaturity
   
4. I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
   
5. I`d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I`ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don`t (you know why).
   
6. *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
   
7. What`s the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.
   
8. I was at the pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
   
9. If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
   
10. The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
    
11. As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
    
12. Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
    
13. I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
    
14. Defies physics: I eat half a pound of food, `purge` 1 pound of it, and then gain five pounds because of it-- WTF?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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