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1. You never know whats going on in your life until you’re f*cked up.
   
2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
   
3. Boss: You`re on another break already? Me: No. This is the same one you saw me on an hour ago.
   
4. Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I’m not reading it.
   
5. There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
   
6. Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
   
7. Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
   
8. Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
   
9. I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid’s vomit.
   
10. I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
    
11. I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
    
12. Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true.
    
13. If guns don’t kill people, but people kill people, then doesn’t that mean that toasters don’t toast toast, but instead toast toasts toast?
    
14. I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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