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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. wondering if today is a good day to implement my plan...
  2. "Does my uniform make me look fat?" -Insecurity guard
  3. Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
  4. I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
  5. The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
  6. These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
  7. There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
  8. The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
  9. I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
  10. eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
  11. I love all religions. They bring holidays .
  12. I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
  13. Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
  14. Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.




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