Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
   
2. I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
   
3. I`m starting to think that life isn`t worth living anymore and... Oh wait, there`s the bartender now. Nevermind.
   
4. “Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
   
5. My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
   
6. Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in?
   
7. I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
   
8. My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
   
9. A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person.
   
10. I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
    
11. A wasp just landed on my balls. Hardest decision of my life.
    
12. Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
    
13. Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
    
14. If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First318319320321322323324325326327328Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status