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1. Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
   
2. You should probably first master the art of thinking “inside” the box
   
3. If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.
   
4. [the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] "It doesn`t matter if its a dog, it`s still called a cat scan"
   
5. The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
   
8. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
   
9. "The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
   
10. I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
    
11. What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
    
12. Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
    
13. When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.
    
14. dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
    
    
    
    
    
    

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