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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
  2. With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
  3. The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
  4. Life would be so much more fun if there were random Dukes of Hazzard style car ramps along the drive to work.
  5. There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
  6. No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
  7. If the shampoo and conditioner in her shower are not the same brand GET THE F*CK OUT, SHE`S A MAN!
  8. If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
  9. I`m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn`t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
  10. My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks
  11. Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!……It’ll take them an hour to pass the salt!
  12. TIP OF THE DAY: If you can`t afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
  13. A cop pulled me over and said ``Papers...`` So I said, ``Scissors, I win!`` and drove off like a boss!
  14. Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.




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