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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  2. I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
  3. Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn`t attend.
  4. If your lawyer has a ponytail, you`re going to jail
  5. I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
  6. Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
  7. Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
  8. This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press 1?” So I did. I don’t remember much afterwards.
  9. Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
  10. Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
  11. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a taxi fill up at a gas station
  12. I’m not a “stalker”. I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
  13. It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
  14. The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.




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