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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. My first career was working as a Ventriloquist on a Radio Program, I got let go when people kept calling in to say my lips were moving.........
  2. Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
  3. I`m hosting a wine tasting event in my home. Well, it`s not really an event. It`s just me and three bottles of wine. No one else is invited.
  4. FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
  5. If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
  6. Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise.
  7. I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
  8. I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
  9. I was going to exercise this morning, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
  10. I enjoy short walks to the fridge
  11. I`m pretty sure if you watched a movie of my life backwards it probably would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them in the fridge.
  12. Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
  13. Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
  14. I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.




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