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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Once in a while you meet a person that makes you smile when you think about them. They`re trouble. Stay away from them.
  2. You Are The Reason My Middle Finger Was Created.
  3. At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
  4. Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
  5. Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
  6. This haunted house sucks. It`s just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, I`m at work, sorry.
  7. To stupidity ... And beyond!!
  8. According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low…Well, sure, it’s hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it…
  9. If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
  10. To-Do List : Nothing[?]
  11. If you’re a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it
  12. It usually only takes about five minutes into any conversation I’m having before people start shaking their head and quoting the bible.
  13. Confuse your coworkers today by telling them you`re going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
  14. Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it




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